And include the entire Earth in a Gamepass subscription monthly fee. It's going to save people a ton of money. Travel, groceries, oxygen, employment, getting married, having babies, all of it is going to be included in the new Gamepass subscription. But there are already some Sony fans so upset about the money people will save that they are threatening to leave Earth altogether and colonize Mars. These Sony fans are begging Elon Musk to follow up on his promise to nuke Mars with 10,000 missiles to initiate terraforming. Until that is accomplished, if these rumors are true, Sony fans will just have to sit around on Earth experiencing the horror of saving money.

Stay tuned...

Now this rumor I can get behind

Microsoft already works exclusively with Earth tho, so its not much of a aquisition tbh.
I rather they buy some of the Indie planets out there, that could really help them grow and develop.

I heard they are bringing everyone's passed away dead pets back to life and will be only on Game Pass.

Too much water

They can't buy Earth! I live there!

All these acquisitions and putting them straight onto gamepass, there's no way they're making a profit.

Wild

So
Master chief vs Micky mouse

Let the bloodbath begin

Sweet with my 12 shares of Microsoft stock I would own the world.