Going to my parents' house on Christmas Eve and will spend time outside with them and my sister's family, having lunch. Then Christmas day staying home and having a nice meal with wife and kids. This is not normal, but will work out well this year since the kids (13 & 11) are getting a Series X for Christmas so they can spend the day with that and not worry about traveling around like we normally do.

Working, then avoiding everyone else. 

Screw COVID, entire family getting together for the first time in 7 years

Uncomfortabley trying to entertain my sister in law's boyfriend.

My wife has a twin sister who was living with us when her last relationship failed. She met some random dude like two weeks ago. Went on ONE date and moved in with him. Now he's coming over for Christmas and my whole day is fucked.

I remember seeing almost the exact same scenario in a porn video.

At home with my GF. I'll briefly stop at my mom's and her parent's house wearing a mask and social distancing.

took the three in my direct family to hang out with my mother-in-law so the group of three becomes a group of four. With any luck that will keep things safe.