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Forums - NSFW Discussion - Germaphobe Jennifer Lawrence Says ‘Dick Is Dangerous’

Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t like dick nearly as much as she makes it seem. While Hollywood’s It Girl likes to sound like a Tiger Woods-level sex addict, she told The Sun “I am all bark and no bite” when it comes to actually sleeping around.

“I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends". “I talk like I like it, but I don’t really do it. I am mostly also a germaphobe. I have made it this far without an STI. Dick is dangerous.”

Only if you don’t know what you’re doing with it. You really don’t want one going off in the wrong hands, it’ll just be a mess.

She adds: “If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved. That is how much of a germaphobe I am.“I am not in a relationship. I am making it clear that I have not had sex in a very long time. I would like to have a relationship, you know. It is hard out there.”

How hard can it possibly be if you’ve got a team of doctors running a battery of tests? You can’t expect someone to perform in those conditions; it’s why the pandas at the zoos never get it on. I’m only human, stop pressuring me! Also, I’m not sure I want Jennifer Lawrence going into dick withdrawal while she’s supposed to be fixing democracy. We need mixed member proportional representation, and we’re counting on you to get it for us, Jennifer.

https://theblemish.com/2018/03/germaphobe-jennifer-lawrence-says-dick-dangerous/

Last edited by walterbates - on 09 March 2018

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Her leaked pics thanks to icloud got more dick that the northern hemisphere last year.



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Who cares. No one is forcing her to have dicks. Also what is STI? I know the abbreviation STD but not STI.
Also I don't know who that chick is and from this kind of statement she is making I don't want to know who she is.



She needs the D.

You fucking pervs, I meant doctor... Since shes a germaphobe and all that



Her pictures kinda tell a different story.



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CrazyGamer2017 said:

Who cares. No one is forcing her to have dicks. Also what is STI? I know the abbreviation STD but not STI.
Also I don't know who that chick is and from this kind of statement she is making I don't want to know who she is.

STI is the same as STD except "infection" instead of "disease", because apparently calling them "diseases" stigmatises them or some bullshit like that.



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too late to try to claim u dont like the D, Jen



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Why are we criticizing someone's personal sexual habits?



Dont care, love her anyway.



walterbates said:

How hard can it possibly be if you’ve got a team of doctors running a battery of tests? You can’t expect someone to perform in those conditions; it’s why the pandas at the zoos never get it on. I’m only human, stop pressuring me!

I don't imagine the amount of germs a person transmits to her is going to impact their performance. Unless they also obsess over germs.

Anyway, this statement seems perfectly fine.
She wants to know a person better before she gets a bit more comfortable in exchanging bodily fluids with them. That's understandable And even then she could get paranoid at times, but we all have our quirks. I can imagine far worse ones.

Also, I’m not sure I want Jennifer Lawrence going into dick withdrawal while she’s supposed to be fixing democracy. We need mixed member proportional representation, and we’re counting on you to get it for us, Jennifer.

How is this related to anything she said?
I think that was a rather unnecessary segway into taking unrelated shots at her.

Last edited by Hiku - on 09 March 2018