"Idiot neighbors" interestingly enough, you used the American spelling of the word. And from living in the US and Canada (specifically Detroit and London), the people aren't all that different.
Isn't Detroit pretty much on the Canadian border?
Yes, and we'd rather not go there, but it still smells a lot better than the president's breath.
Ask anybody in the service industry how they tip. They'll tell you they wish they didn't exist.
Is this supposed to imply that Canadians are normal (ie. don't tip)?
I now have slowly saw off your head, but not before I saw slowly through your private parts.