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Up side: Ten eighty .
Down side: OP can dox me.
Not worth it. Hard Pass.

Here's my haiku.



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potato_hamster said:
Up side: Ten eighty .
Down side: OP can dox me.
Not worth it. Hard Pass.

Here's my haiku.

Master piece.



Another legendary thread by miss VgChartz! I'll see if I can cook up something, that 1080 TI looks mighty tasty. It's like the big butt of GPUs!



BraLoD said:
But I love someone else and I want a Vita D:
So here is my poem:

POEM for my bae

Onionberry, can you gimme a Vita, I'm in need.
'Cause I would want one, instead.
Think, it would also be cheap.

Why ask people for a love poem,
When you already got those, no problem,
Just to watch them riot.

From a Nintendo fangirl to a PlayStation fanboy,
What could bring more joy,
Than life's du jour.

Dancing his fingers to please,
Through Vita's touch screen to release,
A blast of LoD, indeed.

The most sincere love confesion you'll see,
BraLoD's bae has always been it,
The best game ever made, period.

Oh, and I suck at rhymes, dammit.


So, there it is, get in contact with me to ship me a Vita as soon as you read it.
Thanks in advance.

This poem wins hands down.  With that said, can I use it in for my computer assignment for my students?  It'll give a nice WTF for my students when they read into their programs.  Wait never mind, my students might think I'm you and I'll get questions I don't want to answer.

On another note, I don't need a poem to Onionberry's GPU, I need one to her heart dammit!



BraLoD said:
eva01beserk said:
Well Im not a pc gamer but I would like to throw my hat into the ring just for the challenge. If I win you give BradLod the Vita.

Lol, I'm waiting for a LoD poem now xD

Lvl 2 challenge accepted.



It takes genuine talent to see greatness in yourself despite your absence of genuine talent.

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Chrizum said:
Another legendary thread by miss VgChartz! I'll see if I can cook up something, that 1080 TI looks mighty tasty. It's like the big butt of GPUs!

Since Im a boobs guy then it kind of explains why im not into pc gaming



It takes genuine talent to see greatness in yourself despite your absence of genuine talent.

Tagging. I'm no poet but I'll give it a try.

What rhymes with swiggity swooty?



eva01beserk said:
Chrizum said:
Another legendary thread by miss VgChartz! I'll see if I can cook up something, that 1080 TI looks mighty tasty. It's like the big butt of GPUs!

Since Im a boobs guy then it kind of explains why im not into pc gaming

Well PC can have both the Tits and the ass, it's not beholden to one.



Mankind, in its arrogance and self-delusion, must believe they are the mirrors to God in both their image and their power. If something shatters that mirror, then it must be totally destroyed.

But what if I just want more of the booty and the boobs?



onionberry said:

I wanna make you happy! sadly I don't have the resources to buy infinite amount of stuff, but this is my gift to you... IF YOU WIN! 

I'm giving away this beast, this NEW Gigabyte AORUS Gtx 1080 TI could be yours. Sexy <3

 

The rules are SIMPLE:

 

1. post a picture of your PC with your handwritten signature, it doesn't matter if you have a compaq presario but you need to be a PC gamer cause then why would you want this beast? so, post a picture of your game library too (even if you play pong)  <--- Forget this part, I don't want to be annoying.

2. Here's the catch, you need to write a love poem dedicated to me... USING GAMING ANALOGIES :D good luck. (2-3 Paragraphs) 

It doesn't matter if you're from Mars, you can participate (any country) You have until monday to post your poem right here using this headline (POEM for my bae) and I will choose the winner next tuesday 08/15/2017

So yeah, time to be creative :)

Very nice and kind of you, and an excellent idea for a gaming forum too, thank you.   

Don't know yet if I'll participate, tagging for now.



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