mZuzek said:
Goodnightmoon said:
None of those statements are true though
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I'm sorry to break it down to you, but my opinion is actually real, so these statements are definitely true.
...and I don't care how much people try to defend it, that opening third of Ocarina of Time will always be complete crap in my book. It does so much wrong it's hard to even begin talking about it.
The game tries to set up this epic story where you have to save the world from evil, yet nothing really happened and you're just following orders from a tree and a girl who keep insisting "that dude is so evil, believe me!!". There's zero incentive to go out there and actually do something.
The dungeons are super lame, the first one being a super obnoxious tutorial where Navi won't shut up for a single second, the second one being boring as hell in every way, and the third one easily being a contender for worst Zelda dungeon of all time.
The exploration is annoying as hell because you can't get from anywhere to anywhere else without having to go through Hyrule Field on foot, which is about as exciting of an experience as watching paint dry, and even when you do get somewhere chances are you're going to be blocked off because you shouldn't be there yet...
And the game constantly not only hinders your exploration, it hinders your actual progress by telling you to go to the places where you can't progress yet (like telling you to go to Kakariko Village only to find a roadblock that inexplicably can only be solved by going back all the way to Kokiri Forest and learning a stupid song because THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL you can enter the dungeon without using a bomb flower to blow up the entrance, which of course you can't possibly pick up unless you have the specific bracelet (because yeah those look so heavy) and obviously the only possible way you're ever going to get that bracelet is by playing "Specific Forest Song" to "Specific Goron Dude" so he's all happy and just decides to give it to you because). *sigh*
...yeah, that's what real gaming and fun is! The fun thing is being forced to explore the tiniest details and search for the super-specific keys to unlock the super-specific and nonsensical locks that block you from actually doing what you want!
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