Cat?

Slang from a bygone era. It basically just means person.

My mother's been trying to bring it back for about half a century now... perhaps she has finally succeeded.

Yeah hopefully youve been through points 1 -> 4 by now, and figoured stuff out? and bedded her?
First times can be clumsy & awkward.. to say the least, keep at it though.

Hmmm...are you a Republican?

I've never found porn interesting either. Nice to see another man who dislikes it. Satisfying to see someone else who doesn't treat sex like the best thing in the world

I don't find hardcore porn that interesting, personally. I prefer a little more subltety; softcore literary porn gets my motor running far more effectively than just watching two people fuck. 

Have you kissed or fooled around with a woman before? Did it turn you on enough to have sex or get an erection?

It's kind of hard to get off to anything when there's no connection whatsoever. After you're done, what the heck do you do? It just feels strange honestly. Simply being with someone you have a close connection with is better than watching two strangers banging or flashing themselves.

He's on the other side of the political spectrum somewhere.