This one's just meh.

2/10

This thread file under meh!

I tried, man. I really tried.

should have made Yokai Snap!, Yokai Stadium, Yokai Dungeon, Yokai Kart, Yokai Tennis, Yokai Soccer etc instead to stay afloat

The only thing that made this even remotely plausible was the part about spending money on "recreative activities." That sounds like the game bloggers we all know and.....love? Did we settle on love?

That's so cute.

That you implicitly assume they're not actually going to, I mean.

I really hate this day

Good one!

But I would have chosen another developer for the joke, Level 5 is too unrealistic.
Maybe someone like Konami would be more realistic. ^^

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