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Lucas-Rio said:

Lucas was never going to accept a movie made by the marketing division.

I doubt that was the issue.  star wars return of the jedi was heavily infulence by the marketing division.  That the reason Gary Kurtz did not produce the 3rd film.  He felt the script George Lucas wanted for the 3rd film was to heavily influcence by the toy making division.

http://mashable.com/2014/09/27/star-wars-myths-gary-kurtz/#QVc1Zo82tqqU

From the interview

But I think what happened was that there were discussions with the marketing people and the toy company. They said, “Oh, no, you can’t do that. You can’t kill off one of your main characters. It’s too salable.” In a way that still happens today with superhero movies. There’s no poignancy anywhere. It’s just a lot of action. But there’s no threat to any main characters. I guess that’s inevitable in this kind of situation where nobody wants to lose anything like that that’s important.

 





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I disagree.  The force awakens was the best movie of 2015.  What made it bad?  I love how it was similar in story to A New Hope and I have not met one person if the dozen or so people I know in life who have seen it who didn't like it.  It was a good show.  How can anyone watch that movie and not appreciate how well they did on it?



Lucas-Rio said:
Scoobes said:
DakonBlackblade said:

 



 


The problem is that the new characters are really bland and unintesresting.

Kylo Ren is a joke compared to Vador. It's not even close.

 

Really? I liked that Kylo was basically an anti-Vader. He was unhinged and rash where Vader was cool and collected nearly all of the time. It would have been lame to have just another Vader with a different name.

Plust I liked his fighting style. It was powerful but not particularly well honed, it will be interesting to see if it tightens up in the later movies.

Edit: I will also say that I personally liked most of the new characters. I liked Fin, I really liked Po (Hope we see more of him in VIII and IX), I am a bit cold about Rey though. Not because she seemed to be good at everything, it's Star Wars, the main character is always OP, she was just a little dry.



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Lucas-Rio said:
Soundwave said:

I'm betting they delayed it because Lucas had a bunch of Jar-Jar, Lets Put Aliens in Indiana Jones type shit ideas in his treatment and they didn't want to go that way. Why else would they throw away a perfectly good scriptment and delay the movie for months? Maybe George "Genius" Lucas had a bunch of shit ideas in there and someone finally had the authority to say "you know what George ... this idea is just bad, we're not going to use it" for the first time in 18 years?

Kathleen Kennedy is not an idiot. 

There is very little original work in TFA because Lucas FUCKED up the franchise with the prequels and caused a rift in the fan base which is bad for business. So TFA *unfairly* always had the burden of having to undo the damage done by the prequels and reset the franchise. VIII and IX now can move forward without being burdened by that baggage. 

Anyone who thinks the prequels had good characters (or any characters really period) has no legs to stand on in criticizing VII. Poe Damoreon shows more character in his first five minutes than most of Lucas' prequel characters did in 3 movies worth. 

Any time you want to defend Lucas just let this sink in ... he genuinely in his mind thought Jar-Jar would be a character that would get *huge* laughs from a modern movie audience. Think about that. Wrap your brain around that.

The lightsaber fights in the prequels are likely only decent even because George had minimal invovlement in them, they were choreographed by a guy who was pretty good, in the script they're written fairly simply. But lightsaber fights are the only things in the prequels that work in any way. Watch the prequels without the lightsaber fights. I dare you. I double dare you. 

 

Since we don't know what Lucas had done, you are making up things. You know that Lucas's way of doing Star Wars was much bigger than what they have done? In scale, in special effects, technology, it was a much bigger work. I can only think that if Lucas had done it, it wouldn't have been released yet.

Your explanation for the lack of original work doesn't convince me at all. Why don't you accept the fact that they went for the easy road? They took the elements that everybody loved, to the point of almost being a remake, and to add some new things to introduce new characters.

They just choose the easy road: a middle sized budget with nothing outstanding and rehashing the things the fans loved the most. But they failed with the new characters parts.

Lucas is the one who created Vador, Luke, Han Solo and the whole Star Wars universe. I give him way more credits than your Kathleen something.

In the prequels there were some interesting charachters: Qui Gon and Darth Maul were good, a shame they did not last longer, especially as Dooku was too much of a ghost after. I thought that Palpatine was absolutely perfect and flawless in the prequels.

The prequels had great lightsaber fight (I understand you don't want to speak about the embarassing Kylo Ren/Rey duel) that were epic moment, Maul/Obiwan, Obiwan/Anakin, Yoda/Emperor..... There were also large scale battles and the world making (corsucents, unser sea Naboo).

The main letdown was the plots which got unnecessary complicated, confused or running too many at the same time. But the last one was flawless.

There's a good reason why the light saber duels in the new film were so much more... raw, unrefined and "epic". The film follows on from the original trilogy where the duels were far less choreographed. The mass duels and epic fights in the prequels worked because everything was supposed to be better at that point. The Jedi were at the peak of their power and it showed in the battle sequences. The battles in VII are supposed to be unrefined and rough as none of the characters involved in the lightsaber duels really know what they're doing. They're virtually playing at being Jedi/Sith.

On the characters I actually loved the new characters. They were more believable and actually had more development/backstory than most of the characters in the previous films.





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amp316 said:

Honestly, it's the worst Star Wars movie ever made.  It makes Attack Of the Clones look like The Empire Strikes Back.  It makes the Phantom Menace look like A New Hope.  Sadly, this is the movie that "Star Wars fans" have asked for since the Phantom Menace.  They all wanted a movie that wasn't made by George Lucas since they now viewed him as a has been no talent hack.  You got your wish, guys.  You got a fan film made on the biggest budget of all time.  

The story reads like a bad EU novel.  Who wrote this thing?  Kevin J. Anderson?  The plot is bare bones and is basically A New Hope, but a thousand times worse.  Things are brought up briefly but never expanded upon.  Who is exactly is the First Order?  The Resistance? The Knights of Ren?  There's a New Republic?  Tell me something about them.  Anything .  Please?  

Oh, and Kylo Ren is by far the weakest main villain in the entire series.  At first I really thought that they were on to something with a sinister and powerful force wielder that was prone to temper tantrums.  Turns out that he isn't a bad ass at all.  In fact, he can be defeated in a lightsaber duel by someone that has zero training.  And I also wasn't too impressed with Supreme Leader Snoke or whatever his name was...

The whole movie goes like this.  Fan service.  Fan service. Fan service.  Cameo. Fan service.  Fan service.  Cameo.  Fan service.  Cameo.  Oh wait... A few planets were just blown up?  Who's planets were they?  Who lived there?  Why should I care?  It's things like this that make make the most fundamentally basic plot points an unmitigated disaster.

And what about Rey's backstory?  Oh yeah.  It's gone into with about as much depth as Mr. Pink's from Reservoir Dogs.  And speaking about Rey, by the end of the movie she's basically both Han Solo and Luke Skywalker put together.  Ugh.  

Say what you want about the prequels.  As a whole I agree that they weren't up to par with the original trilogy, but The Force Awakens makes me appreciate them much, much more.  It doesn't tell a new story or much of a story at all.  It's just a vehicle to sell a bunch of merchandise.  

Okay.  Now I will say some nice things.  Overall, the acting is pretty good, BB8 was cool, and it looks great but besides for that, The Force Awakens sucks! 

 

0 out of 5 stars for a Star Wars movie - It's like the Die Another Day of Star Wars movies.  Put in a bunch of stuff  that people enjoyed previously in the series and they will enjoy this one.  Don't worry about the script.  Blow up stuff, bring out Han, Leia, Chewie, etc. and people will think that it's great.

 

My ranking of the films, if you care:

1)  The Empire Strikes Back

2)  A New Hope

3)  Revenge of the Sith

4)  Return of the Jedi

5)  The Phantom Menace

6)  Attack of the Clones

7)  The Force Awakens 

Absolute nonsense and gros hypebole...It is miles better then any of the prequels...juts from the acting and writing alone,  Anyone who says this is worse then the prequels doesn;t know what acting, story and dialog are like lol. It had flaws but it was a solid film.





Pavolink said:
Ah, I knew it since the trailer. Another subpar SW movie.

 


?? How can you tell by a trailer? sounds like confirmation bias, you didn;t even watch the movie. ugh. Horrible post.



padib said:
Lucas-Rio said:

Since we don't know what Lucas had done, you are making up things. You know that Lucas's way of doing Star Wars was much bigger than what they have done? In scale, in special effects, technology, it was a much bigger work. I can only think that if Lucas had done it, it wouldn't have been released yet.

Your explanation for the lack of original work doesn't convince me at all. Why don't you accept the fact that they went for the easy road? They took the elements that everybody loved, to the point of almost being a remake, and to add some new things to introduce new characters.

They just choose the easy road: a middle sized budget with nothing outstanding and rehashing the things the fans loved the most. But they failed with the new characters parts.

Lucas is the one who created Vador, Luke, Han Solo and the whole Star Wars universe. I give him way more credits than your Kathleen something.

In the prequels there were some interesting charachters: Qui Gon and Darth Maul were good, a shame they did not last longer, especially as Dooku was too much of a ghost after. I thought that Palpatine was absolutely perfect and flawless in the prequels.

The prequels had great lightsaber fight (I understand you don't want to speak about the embarassing Kylo Ren/Rey duel) that were epic moment, Maul/Obiwan, Obiwan/Anakin, Yoda/Emperor..... There were also large scale battles and the world making (corsucents, unser sea Naboo).

The main letdown was the plots which got unnecessary complicated, confused or running too many at the same time. But the last one was flawless.

+1, I completely agree.

George made something, The Force Awakens rehashed something and was uninspiring for it. I'm not excited for the next one at all.



Doesn;t matter if you make something new if it's hot garbage like Lucas's prequels were....This is just a restart for the franchise, it makes sense yo get it back on track first, then the sequel can break new ground, no trouble to tell you guys don't understand the economics of movie making.





Lucas-Rio said:

I wont trust Abrams  on anything after what he did to LOST. It began good and ended incredibly shitty. But he isnt calling the shot here.

I am affraid Disney is going to Marvel's Star Wars with one average movie per year. Look at all these garbage movies with super heroes.... The batman trilogy of Nolan is great, the Disney flood is bad.

I hope Disney doesnt milk it too much.

What bad movies are we talking about ? This year we had Age of Ultron wich isnt as good as the first Avengers but tis a pretty decent movie and Antman wich is great. Last year we had Winter Soldier and Guardians of the galaxy, both were aesome movie by any standards. Also the Batman trilogy is consisted of 2 good movies and 1 awesome (the 3rd one some ppl think is only OK), so in the last 2 years Disney/Marvel gave us more than that already, they gave us 2 awesome movies and 2 good ones (with Age of Ultron some ppl thinking is only OK).

AncientDiety said:

Doesn;t matter if you make something new if it's hot garbage like Lucas's prequels were....This is just a restart for the franchise, it makes sense yo get it back on track first, then the sequel can break new ground, no trouble to tell you guys don't understand the economics of movie making.

Pretty much this, FA needed to play it safe and to put things back on track, if this movie failled all the plans for a Star Wars Universe would go down the drain. The movie did what it intended to do perfectly well, it feels like Star Wars, ppl are excited for what is comming next and are talking about Star Wars again, the new characters are relatable and a new generation of kids got into the universe now, we have a 60 page long thread going on here dicussing it for crying out loud, the movie did exactly what it set out to do, lay the foundations for everythign else that will come on this universe and make ppl think/talk star wars again.

Lucas-Rio said:
Soundwave said:

 

What's so "cool" about Mace Windu? There's is NO fucking character there. Sam Jackson has never been so BLAND in his whole life, a lot of his line readings were mind-numbingly bad ("A Sith ... Lord? Is this an Anchorman joke? I'm ... Ron ... Burgandy?). Oh but he had a PURPLE lightsaber. Whoopity doo, what a bad ass. 

Mace Windu is cool for the reason Fynn isn't. But you fail to understand that. I understood very well that you much rather prefer shitty and weak characters rather than the likes of jedis. Fynn looks like he is coming straight out of Greys Anatomy or some other stupid sitcoms.

Mace Windu added depth to the old jedi council and looked like a true hero, that's why people liked him.

Ppl liked him because he was Sam Jackson and because in the expanded universe he had some amazing stories (most of wich arent even canon anymore), like inventing a lightsaber fighting style himself and being cosidered a better duelist than even Yoda. However the character was very badly written on the movies, he had very little depth, even his strength is not that clear, most ppl just asumed he was strong cause he had a purple lightsaber and was Sam Jackson. 

Finn isnt suposed to be cool, he is suposed to be a good character, with depth, wich he is, the cool one is Poe.



Truthfully I think the OT will probably never be topped. It was lightning in a bottle that caught Lucas at his peak when he was a very different person and had just the *perfect* mix of other collaborators at the exact right time.

Disney could make another 20 Star Wars films and probably never seriously top the originals. Lets look at it.

A New Hope - Was mindblowing special effects that revolutionized everything. No one had seen *anything* like that before. As a a result it's pretty much impossible for another Star Wars movie to have *that* kind of impact. This was a cultural milestone that defined the late 1970s. Can't be topped in other words.

Empire Strikes Back - The perfect Star Wars movie; it made the bold choice to be serious about the subject matter and stop with the "wink, wink, this is for kids" stuff. It elevated the themes to a nightmarish level. The wonderful, masterful introduction of the Yoda character as expanding the "Force" concept into a zen-religious philosophy that gave the franchise tremendous spiritual gravitas that connects to people in a deep way. And then you have one of the ultimate plot twists in movie history that changes how you view everything in the saga. Every beat in this movie just works, every subplot works.

Return of the Jedi - OK, not perfect. The 1st half has some sillinesss/meandering and the Ewoks were a shuddering foreshadowing of what would come with Lucas becoming obsessed with kiddie silliness to counter balance the darkness that was creeping into the saga. But still, what needs to work in this film resoundingly works -- the Emperor/Luke/Vader scenes are the best in the trilogy and offer a tremendous emotional catharsis by the end. Also the Emperor Palpatine was a wonderful addition to the trilogy, you know that sinking feeling when you realize as evil as you thought Darth Vader was .... he's a puppy dog compared to Emperor. *That's* scary. Because so much good was set up in ANH and ESB, ROTJ can cruise by on that and it finishes with a thunderous slam dunk.

I didn't have high expectations after the prequels for Star Wars honestly, TFA was about what I thought it would be ... a movie that would return the fun, "rag tag characters who care about each other" type dynamic to the trilogy and lay off the overly cartoony fetishes that Lucas became obsessed with. And a ton of nostalgia. That's pretty much exactly what TFA was. 

In a way the OT, especially Empire, is a bit of a curse for Star Wars. Once people got a taste of Star Wars being serious, pyschological, and philosophical to another level that Empire brought to the table ... it's been impossible for any of the sequels/prequels to live up to that level. If Star Wars had stayed kind of the silly, not-so-serious jeez-whiz adventure film that was A New Hope, it would be a different issue.