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amp316 said:

Honestly, it's the worst Star Wars movie ever made.  It makes Attack Of the Clones look like The Empire Strikes Back.  It makes the Phantom Menace look like A New Hope.  Sadly, this is the movie that "Star Wars fans" have asked for since the Phantom Menace.  They all wanted a movie that wasn't made by George Lucas since they now viewed him as a has been no talent hack.  You got your wish, guys.  You got a fan film made on the biggest budget of all time.  

The story reads like a bad EU novel.  Who wrote this thing?  Kevin J. Anderson?  The plot is bare bones and is basically A New Hope, but a thousand times worse.  Things are brought up briefly but never expanded upon.  Who is exactly is the First Order?  The Resistance? The Knights of Ren?  There's a New Republic?  Tell me something about them.  Anything .  Please?  

Oh, and Kylo Ren is by far the weakest main villain in the entire series.  At first I really thought that they were on to something with a sinister and powerful force wielder that was prone to temper tantrums.  Turns out that he isn't a bad ass at all.  In fact, he can be defeated in a lightsaber duel by someone that has zero training.  And I also wasn't too impressed with Supreme Leader Snoke or whatever his name was...

The whole movie goes like this.  Fan service.  Fan service. Fan service.  Cameo. Fan service.  Fan service.  Cameo.  Fan service.  Cameo.  Oh wait... A few planets were just blown up?  Who's planets were they?  Who lived there?  Why should I care?  It's things like this that make make the most fundamentally basic plot points an unmitigated disaster.

And what about Rey's backstory?  Oh yeah.  It's gone into with about as much depth as Mr. Pink's from Reservoir Dogs.  And speaking about Rey, by the end of the movie she's basically both Han Solo and Luke Skywalker put together.  Ugh.  

Say what you want about the prequels.  As a whole I agree that they weren't up to par with the original trilogy, but The Force Awakens makes me appreciate them much, much more.  It doesn't tell a new story or much of a story at all.  It's just a vehicle to sell a bunch of merchandise.  

Okay.  Now I will say some nice things.  Overall, the acting is pretty good, BB8 was cool, and it looks great but besides for that, The Force Awakens sucks! 

 

0 out of 5 stars for a Star Wars movie - It's like the Die Another Day of Star Wars movies.  Put in a bunch of stuff  that people enjoyed previously in the series and they will enjoy this one.  Don't worry about the script.  Blow up stuff, bring out Han, Leia, Chewie, etc. and people will think that it's great.

 

My ranking of the films, if you care:

1)  The Empire Strikes Back

2)  A New Hope

3)  Revenge of the Sith

4)  Return of the Jedi

5)  The Phantom Menace

6)  Attack of the Clones

7)  The Force Awakens 

 

You're so right. It's disgusting that this movie is making as much money as it is and breaking all records. I don't get how people can overlook these flaws. Ren was a horrible villain once he took the mask off. He looks like Napoleon Dynamite for crying out loud. I'm not at all excited about Rey training with Luke, she beats Ren in one of the sloppiest lightsaber battles ever. Had she lost in the battle, I would actually be excited for her training. Instead, I'm hoping for Ren to get stronger. Terrible writing. 



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To be honest, there were at least 3 or 4 scenes about how powerful Chewie's bow caster is. Han Solo kills like 5 guys with 1 shot in one scene.

For Ren to not pop like a balloon when hit, means that his armor is very strong or he managed to lower the impact with the force. Either way, to be able to fight after being hit is incredible.



Darc Requiem said:

In Episode 3, when  Palpatine tells Anakin the "Tale of Darth Plagueis the wise" in the opera they play a unique theme. The theme of Darth Plagueis. The play that same theme when Snoke shows up at Episode VII. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgirxblkje8

Wow that cant just be a coincidence. My problem with Plagueis being Snoke is that it seriously weakens Sidius, he was just another pawn in the scheme, Plagueis managed to orchestrate everything from the shadows and Sidius never noticed.



If this stuff about Ren's lightsaber is true, I do hope they go into it in the next movie. Its a detail I'm okay with them leaving out in this movie, but it ought to be addressed in the sequel, at least off handedly.

DakonBlackblade said:
Darc Requiem said:

In Episode 3, when  Palpatine tells Anakin the "Tale of Darth Plagueis the wise" in the opera they play a unique theme. The theme of Darth Plagueis. The play that same theme when Snoke shows up at Episode VII. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgirxblkje8

Wow that cant just be a coincidence. My problem with Plagueis being Snoke is that it seriously weakens Sidius, he was just another pawn in the scheme, Plagueis managed to orchestrate everything from the shadows and Sidius never noticed.

 

Well, Plagueis being alive doesn't mean Sidious was manipulated at all. It could just mean that Sidious was wrong about him not being able to cheat death himself.

I mean, I honestly can't even think of how or why Plagueis would even need to be involved in Sidious' plot. Seems more likely Plagueis survived, fled to the unknown regions, and saw an opportunity when his old apprentice was killed and the Sith were effectively wiped out.



DakonBlackblade said:
Darc Requiem said:

In Episode 3, when  Palpatine tells Anakin the "Tale of Darth Plagueis the wise" in the opera they play a unique theme. The theme of Darth Plagueis. The play that same theme when Snoke shows up at Episode VII. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgirxblkje8

Wow that cant just be a coincidence. My problem with Plagueis being Snoke is that it seriously weakens Sidius, he was just another pawn in the scheme, Plagueis managed to orchestrate everything from the shadows and Sidius never noticed.

 I also have a good suspicion that Snoke may be Plagueis and I think that would be fantastic.  Not only would it tie in the 9 movies together, but they would have so many directions they could take his character as well.

I definitely hear what you are saying with Sidious..but take it the other direction as well.      Sidious was so incredibly powerful with both his fighting skills, his planning and disception and just overall with the Force that this wouldn't make him look weak IMO.  I think it would just add a whole new level of power to be wreckened with.

Sidious was so arrogant and so certain of his power that possible events were taking place behind his back just as how he operated in the shadows of a Jedi Order which was so  overconfident it was blind to his activities.   Sidious took on and easily beat some of the greatest Jedi of their era, as well as toyed with Darth Maul and his brother at the same time.   I don't think you can weaken that honestly.   It is also possible if Snoke is Plagueis that his true power was his ability to survive, and he just retreated into the darkness and waited for his time to take over.  

But....if they do go the Plagueis route I am absolutely hopeful they go the with him orchestrating a lot of the events from start to finish.   The line in the third movie about Plagueis having the ability to "create life", would be a perfect explanation as to how Anakin was born to a fatherless pregnancy.   The chosen one who is pre-disposed to the dark side from birth, whom will orchestrate the prophesy of "balance to the force" that they all hoped for.  Except it was also Yoda with a very quick little line indicating that the prophesy may have been misread and not mean what they thought.  This is exactly what happened when a thousand year jedi reign was ended and brought both sides to equal numbers.  Now only Luke stands in his way of supremecy from the dark or light, so he turned a susceptible young Kylo against the new Jedi but left Kylo undertrained, and just like Han said would destroy him once he completed his tasks.



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Angelus said:
Magicstorm said:
I just can't believe how absolutely ridiculous this argument is...like at all.

This is Star Wars. As it was stated a thousand times by Lucas in the past 40 years it was written as a space opera for kids, a bubblegum type of story.

The original Star Wars was so full of unexplained plot holes and character underdevelopment that all of those arguments towards this movie just need to be thrown the heck out. It wasn't until another 2 movies came out to explain in more detail, and countless viewings over 20 years with an entire expanded universe created to fill in the gaps.

Still, remove a person from any sort of expanded universe explanations regarding just about anything and it can be torn apart. However, when there are legit, explained reasons in accepted expanded universe they can't just be overlooked. Just like almost any movie or tv series, the plot can be completely destroyed when examined close enough. But also true to real life there are an endless amount of events that occur beyond logical reasoning, because quite simply that's just how life is. It's a terrible exercise picking apart a movie that was not made to be intricate to begin with and was clearly made for both kids and the hardcore fans that cried out for something close to the original. A great many things will be explained as the trilogy continues anyway.

Also, to me it is very clear that the OP overreacted with his initial post, and is now going to heavy lengths to debate his argument in spite of his true feelings due to pride, even if they are still negative to some degree. The movie was not was he was envisioning in his own mind, and when you watch something this big with that kind of mind set it can only set up disappointment.

 

So very very true.

Some people try way too hard to get in the way of their own entertainment. 

I am sorry if I want a good, coherent story in the movies I watch.





I'm a bit late to the party but amp316 hit the nail on the head.

As much as people don't care for Lucas anymore, one thing I do respect him for was his desire to make each and every Star Wars film unique.



Lawlight said:
Angelus said:

 

So very very true.

Some people try way too hard to get in the way of their own entertainment. 

I am sorry if I want a good, coherent story in the movies I watch.



 

Nothing wrong with that at all. However, if you're gonna be a stiffler for detail then I hereby submit that you should have never even given this movie a chance because not a single one of the Star Wars movies has a "good, coherent story" to the point were I can't disect every single one of them to the point of ridiculousness if I were so inclined. 

They're just grand soap operas, dressed in sci-fi spectacle. They're meant to offer a very simple type of entertainment. The story is of second tier importance here. The writer's top priority in a flic like this is creating likeable characters, that the audience will root for, and putting them in situations they can shine in.

If you feel they failed in that, fair enough, but don't tell me you were going into Star Wars looking for a story that doesn't resemble Swiss cheese if you look past the surface.



nuckles87 said:

If this stuff about Ren's lightsaber is true, I do hope they go into it in the next movie. Its a detail I'm okay with them leaving out in this movie, but it ought to be addressed in the sequel, at least off handedly.

What stuf are we talking about ? The stuf about his lightsaber being unstable/not well crafted ? It isnt adressed directly but its noticeable, the beam of Rens lightsaber flickers a lot and is all jagged, its most definetly not a well put together lightsaber. Kinda like Lukes green one actualy.





Angelus said:
Lawlight said:

I am sorry if I want a good, coherent story in the movies I watch.



 

Nothing wrong with that at all. However, if you're gonna be a stiffler for detail then I hereby submit that you should have never even given this movie a chance because not a single one of the Star Wars movies has a "good, coherent story" to the point were I can't disect every single one of them to the point of ridiculousness if I were so inclined. 

They're just grand soap operas, dressed in sci-fi spectacle. They're meant to offer a very simple type of entertainment. The story is of second tier importance here. The writer's top priority in a flic like this is creating likeable characters, that the audience will root for, and putting them in situations they can shine in.

If you feel they failed in that, fair enough, but don't tell me you were going into Star Wars looking for a story that doesn't resemble Swiss cheese if you look past the surface.

 

Totally.  Sometimes I think people forget what Star Wars is, and how the older films were totally full of plotholes, bad decisions, devoid of logic, etc. They are just movies.

Star Wars has always been nitpicked to death more than any other franchise. People change I guess and as they get older their perception of things change.

But there are cases where people just want to hate on whatever is popular or rain on someone else's parade or want attention and I think this is the case in most of the discussions about The Force Awakens.



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