*walks into business meeting*
Me: It's like Call of Duty except there are no guns. And no killing. No matchmaking, voice chat, voting on maps, or blood. Also, you're an octopus.
Chairman: Octopus? Too risqué. Make it a squid and you've got yourself a winner.
Me: Oh, and did i mention it's for the Wii U.
Chairman: GET THE FUCK OUT!