Describe your favorite game, and make it sound as bad as possible.

[fleischr]

Let me do a couple:

You stomp your feet on a vinyl pad while listening to techno and Jpop (DDR)

You're trying to control nearly a 100 characters at once using drawings (The Wonderful 101)

Gameplay hasn't changed really much at all in 20+ years. But this one's in HD. (NSMBU, DKC: TF)

Ubisoft made this game, but delayed it to bring it to other platforms (Literally the only bad thing I can say about Rayman Legends)