Now go buy some freaking Wii U games and enjoy your time ;)

If you like corona you should try Dos Equis. It's soo delicious!

oh goodness. You got like 12k xp sitting right in front of your Wii U! Better start attacking that thing.

You drink more beer, than you eat mayonaise? I'm dissapointed .

That's great and all, but coronas taste like piss.

Segata Sanshiro will break into your house, and smash that Wii and Wii U into his face. While you are in shock, he exclaims "Sega Sataan, shiro!" and backflips through the roof and into orbit, ready to defend the world against the dangers of not playing Sega Saturn.
You have been warned.

On actual bad news: you may want to pick up The Wonderful 101. Rumors say it flopped so hard, Nintendo actually dropped the price by half - and retailers sell it at even less.

So, you call us noob but you are the one that bought a Wii U. Oh the irony...

Coronas? I thought you were better than that...

PS4s Dpad is in my opinion better now than the Saturn Dpad

Now go out and buy games!