TheWPCTraveler on 21 October 2015
Segata Sanshiro will break into your house, and smash that Wii and Wii U into his face. While you are in shock, he exclaims "Sega Sataan, shiro!" and backflips through the roof and into orbit, ready to defend the world against the dangers of not playing Sega Saturn.
You have been warned.
On actual bad news: you may want to pick up The Wonderful 101. Rumors say it flopped so hard, Nintendo actually dropped the price by half - and retailers sell it at even less.
I WON A BET AGAINST AZUREN! WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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