Ayy bby I scrounged through my couch cushions just for you. I found $1.45. Do you like Nutella and/or toes?

I wouldn't kill anyone for a billion dollars. To be honest, I don't think i'd even want that much money to begin with... life would be way too easy and boring.

What wouldn't I do for money? I would never harm a friend or family member for money, ever. I would never harm myself or any innocent person either. There are things that I value more than monetary gain.

However, if I ever caught somebody beating or raping a woman, I would pay money to break their jaw, chop their dick off and feed it to them through a straw; depending on the severity of the offense, of course. Same goes with harming a child. That is absolutely inexcusable behavior and if I catch you in the act I will make sure you pay; and that is only a fraction of what will happen once you make it to prison.

I wouldn't ever kill anyone for money. Not ever... I couldn't. I'd probably do a fair few things but I doubt I'd chop my dick off like the said above.... or do anything uncomfortable like eating shit or sucking dick other people have mentioned here.

There's plenty of other things I would do.

Though I do have a friend who said he'd suck 50 dicks and take it in the ass for a million dollars. I asked him why and he said that with a million dollars he could change his whole life and the past wouldn't matter. He has money to do whatever he wants. I could  only imagine what he'd do for a billion dollars.

For a billion ? Now that's a whole lot more interesting ... ^_^

I wouldn't do it for anything in the literal sense but as long as it doesn't cause too much damage to me I'm fine with everything else ...

Hell at that point I wouldn't even give a damn about been blacklisted by governments all around the world when I can just hire private mercenary groups to guard me ...

I would never:

Kill anybody,
Hurt anybody (physically or mentally in a way that would be detrimental to their health)

With that out of the way... What would I do...
I'd cut off my pinky finger... but then I'd worry about developing an aneurysm or infection.

I'd let my wife cheat on me (as long as she does not contract anything or get pregnant), but then it wouldn't be cheating... I'd let my wife fuck someone else. Yeah.

Another thread should be: What would you do with a billion dollars?

My friend's would let me beat them to an inch of their life if we got a billion out of it.

Pretty much anything but kill.  I'd even do heroine and meth everyday for a month for that kind of money. 

I would do many things, but wouldn't do many things as well. :P

I wouldn't murder, rape, or anything like that. For example.

I wouldn't cause permanent injury to myself or someone I love. I also probably wouldn't murder anyone. Probably.

I would totally sell my body for a billion dollars. I'm doing that right now for free on Craigslist, actually. Any takers?

A billion dollars says you do heroine and meth everyday for longer than a month :P