I would never:
Kill anybody,
Hurt anybody (physically or mentally in a way that would be detrimental to their health)
With that out of the way... What would I do...
I'd cut off my pinky finger... but then I'd worry about developing an aneurysm or infection.
I'd let my wife cheat on me (as long as she does not contract anything or get pregnant), but then it wouldn't be cheating... I'd let my wife fuck someone else. Yeah.
Another thread should be: What would you do with a billion dollars?
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