Boy: " I wanted to make a science project on the Half-life of radioactive substances...sigh...dissection is a great alternative, though "

"Fuck, it's big! I hope it's not horny."

Boy or Thing, "It sure looks YUMMY~"

Boy: "I told you we were gonna be at this E3!"
Animal: "But you said that every year."

"Maybe if I close my eyes, it'll feel like a sheep"

Boy "sit .. yes, sit here and stay..    we all know you'll just die and break our hearts if you follow me"

*** As the boy kept spouting gibberish at him, the beast couldn't help but think that a simple swipe could make it stop. ***

Hey I made the podium! I'm pretty used top coming second now ifyouknowwhatImean

Caption:

"After almost 7 years, Billy fears that he has trained Trico to 'stay' too well."

Thanks everyone for your submissions!

Check back tomorrow for the winner!

I won? CHEERS!