When Nintendo reveals new characters in Smash, they should fill the screen with that "NEW CHALLENGER" thing, and have the sound echo all around, and have like red/yellow flashing lights.

and then kicks your butt for another 6 hours :p

Oh and companies would have to publicly apologise for dedicated handhelds still being a thing, lol

Clearly mark and distinguish the following: In-game footage, in-engine footage, CGI renders, and concept art.

What has he done to deserve such a punishment?

This is the thing I was looking for.

it is suppose to be more of a punishment for whiny gamers that always talk about how "bad" each of these shows because they didn't have any "surprise annoucements" are after devouring weeks worth of "megaton" leaks.

I'd put Kanye West storming an interview with Miyamoto on the Nintendo Treehouse saying "Hold up Miyamoto I'mma let you finish on Zelda, but I gotta say that Destiny is the best game of all time."

And on Sony's conference, Kaz Hirai takes the stage and presents a trailer for an unannounced game "RIIIIIIDGE RAAAACER!!"

First of all: Sony announces that the PS4 is their last console and retire from the console market.

Microsoft decide to quit the videogame bussiness and focus all their efforts on the HoloLens.

Nintendo confirms that Zelda is coming in 2015 not in 2016. They also announce they are making a new Metroid game for their new console that is coming out in 2016.

Square Enix goes back to being Nintendo's bitch and announces that FF XV and KH 3 are coming to the Wii U on 2015.

Capcom announces a new megaman game for the 3DS. They also announce RE 7 is coming for Nintendo's next generation of consoles.

Then the show ends, that's it. All the rest of the mediocre developers stream their own shows, being recorded with an old camera in the garage of each CEO's company.

Live band in the background.
A giant disco ball.
a lot of pyro tech.
A great background setting.
Maybe use a background setting as a easter egg for a future game, we won't see until next conference.
(Background like: Scenery, like if you were shooting a movie)
and end the entire thing with a theater with references from a videogame.
I don't want lazer's though, cause that requires a lot of smoke, and people can risk passing out due for heat and bad with oxygen. More Studio team members on stage during the presentations. I always find one guy kinda boring, if they are two or three, the mood is always a lot better.