Oh, and I forgot to mention. The reason Americans don't like Soccer/Football very much is because we have better and more entertaining sports to choose from. Unlike most of the world, we have variety. In Canada, Hockey is popular and gives soccer a run for its money. In Japan, baseball is fairly popular and the best baseball players are considered national heroes (despite soccer being popular as well). Americans have a variety of popular sports to choose from and soccer happens to lose out. It doesn't help that there aren't very many well known American players and possibly only one good team (D.C. United being the only decent one I know).
What are the popular sports in Europe? Football....and more freakin' football (yes, I called it football)! Maybe the occasional golf game in the UK, but not much besides that. So should Americans be criticized because we don't like Soccer, or should the rest of the world be criticized for not taking chances and discovering what they really like?
Besides, the reason Football (our football) is so popular here is because it's already popular. You may have the minority of people who obsessively watch the game and hold fantasy leagues, but most people watch football and the Superbowl because everyone else is doing it (hell, I once bought Madden 2005 just because all my friends were buying it).
So don't insult Americans for not liking Soccer. We're not forced to like it, and we're allowed to have our individuality. Ticket sales are going up incredibly fast anyways with the influx of immigrants from Latin America (it's nigh impossible to get tickets to a D.C. United game now, I tried). There are plenty of ways to insult every country and every sport, and while I could easily make jabs against the great Canada, I'm not going to. I'm just better than that.














