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Joke thread? but in fairness zombiu is an excellent exclusive

You are missing out on my games if you don't play Nintendo systems!

And that's a very big deal! You want to get girls boys? Learn how to cook!!

1) The game's availability to others does not effect my ability to enjoy the game.

2) No.

3) I'm single. If I wasn't, i have two screens to play on. I've gamed while others have watched stuff next to me.

4) No.

5) No. 

Based on your post, playing 20 yrs of Nintendo games might have helped your reading comprehension. Or maybe not.

these are getting old...

Ok...I see the humor in this but two things called my attention and maybe are worth mentioning

"Exclusive third party games that are truly exclusive"
That´s actually true when talking about 3ds games. Nothing beats 3ds third party library.
As for WiiU games, I´d correct the sentence to: "exclusive second party games that are truly exclusive" (on a side note, the Eshop´s indie games library has some real real good and exclusive stuff)

"A welcoming community, even outside of Miiverse"

That´s so plain true. I started attending 3ds meetings in my city mainly for streetpass, and in every one of those gatherings I found lots of people willing to make new friends and to share their experiences with Nintendo games. I made so many new friends that my facebook contact list just tripled in two years (and I only add people that I know for real/personally on my facebook, I never add people who I just know online). I started to take some family members with me in those gatherings and they not only enjoyed the party as they also made new friends. There´s an atmosphere in Nintendo fans gatherings that I don´t find in events of other brands.

I went to the launch of the XboxOne in my country and it was a dull party. Ok, we had free drinks and cakes and stuff but if it wasn´t for my friends (who I met at Nintendo meetings) I wouldn´t have any fun at all. People just wasn´´t interested in interacting with each other rather than test their skills on the games displayed. PS and Xbox fans meetings - they usually take place in anime conventions - are always focused on competition, people come in order to play and show who´s better on any given game and there´s not much interaction between players, but on Nintendo meetings there´s always a certain friendly mood that even when there´s competition involved, people always seems to get together and have a good time, talking with strangers, sharing experiences and enjoying multiplayer games.

couldn't agree more,.. especially to point 1. rayman legends was fantastic!

The only reason to own a nintendo console is because they current have the best games. That goes for handheld and home console.

Zombie-U... not sure if serious..