Here is are some remasters I could get behind: Super Mario Bros. 1 2 3, World, 64, Sunshine, Galaxy 1 and 2, Super Mario Land 1 and 2, The Lost Levels, all with updated HD graphics (well the 3D Mario games) and Mario Maker for $60.
The Legend of Zelda, Zelda II, A Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and Skyward Sword all remastered and HD updated graphics (for 3D games) for $60.
Crash Bandicoot 1, 2, 3, and 4 for $30, all updated graphically.
Final Fantasy VII Remake (LOL) for $60.
LOL I know there is only a 0.0000001% chance of these happening but who could disagree with these choices?