Exactly! Screw Thuway and screw Tidux! Gnikananag is where it's at!

Psh!  That's nothing!  Your "insiders" are all fakers!  I have the real scoop from a super-secret insider called eriFdloC.  Now, he can't reveal all his sources, but he assures me that he has it on good authority that...

*looks around cautiously*

Come here... get closer...

*whispers*... Sony is planning to retire the Vita some time in the near to distant future.

...

Shh!  Don't tell anyone.  Just remember: Any time in the near to distant future.  You heard it here first.

Wouldn't your insiders name be:  ?

Well... yes and no.  Look at my sig.

His name, as it displays (or, more to the point, doesn't display) on a certain forum, is indeed " "... but his intended name is actually "eriFdloC".

And speaking of which, he just gave me another inside scoop.  Alright guys, gather round!

*huddles*

This time I got some dirt on Microsoft.  Word on the inside is that they will be doing things to try and increase sales of the Xbox One.

My informant has told me that this may take the form of price drops, exclusive games, new features, launching in new regions, or possibly other unspecified strategies.  And he says that we should watch for any and all of these things at varying times over the next few years... ... ... ... ... ... approximately.

Again, if and when you see any or all of these things happen, just remember where you heard it first!

Like the PS2 days

Wow I was right about Ninja Theory making a PS4 exclusive LOL