Psh! That's nothing! Your "insiders" are all fakers! I have the real scoop from a super-secret insider called eriFdloC. Now, he can't reveal all his sources, but he assures me that he has it on good authority that...
*looks around cautiously*
Come here... get closer...
*whispers*... Sony is planning to retire the Vita some time in the near to distant future.
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Shh! Don't tell anyone. Just remember: Any time in the near to distant future. You heard it here first.
ColdFire - The man with no name.
