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Girl, you so good you Kooloo Limpah my Tingle.



Bet with bluedawgs: I say Switch will outsell PS4 in 2018, he says PS4 will outsell Switch. He's now permabanned, but the bet will remain in my sig.

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How about we ride each other's master swords?



I am Dodongo you are Death Mountain.



Tsubasa Ozora

Keiner kann ihn bremsen, keiner macht ihm was vor. Immer der richtige Schuss, immer zur richtigen Zeit. Superfussball, Fairer Fussball. Er ist unser Torschützenkönig und Held.

Let's link our bodies.



It's dangerous to suck alone... bring your sister bitch!! :D



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I'll give you my heart piece by piece but dont you worry I still got a hundred fucking pieces find.



Tsubasa Ozora

Keiner kann ihn bremsen, keiner macht ihm was vor. Immer der richtige Schuss, immer zur richtigen Zeit. Superfussball, Fairer Fussball. Er ist unser Torschützenkönig und Held.

Boy: Do you need some Ice arrows?

Girl: No, why?

B: You´re smoking hot!



Bet with bluedawgs: I say Switch will outsell PS4 in 2018, he says PS4 will outsell Switch. He's now permabanned, but the bet will remain in my sig.

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You've lowered my defenses because I Like Like you.



I think Cupid shot me with a Bomb Arrow.



Zero999 said:

How about we ride each other's master swords?


Sorry babe, but I've got Biggoron's Sword.