Damn... My dream has come true. While I was playing this on the PS2, I kept thinking "Why do I need two hands to play this? Why God why? I only need one hand to write, I only need one hand to drive, I only need one hand to cary my baby nephew. Why does this of all things require me to use both?"

Now that they have fixed this glaring last century problem with the game, I can finally get that amputation I always wanted.

A HD remake of this game will be great. SE, please do it.

Kinda underperformed on Japanese smartphones. I don't know whether that made it more or less likely to come to the west, but still.

I knew this was a NiKKoM thread before even entering it!

IT'S HAPPENI---
Smartphone..
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wow thats an overpriced mobile game.

welcome to the future.

looks like shit tbh.

Can we seriously just bring 3DS DQVII west already?

I'm not buying your one handed smartphone port of DQVIII, Squenix.
...unless it's actually decent and goes on a major sale... maybe I could be convinced. Since you're sadly most certainly not going to bring this to 3DS.

It's still on my shelf wasting away. Would have rather seen Type-0.

Should have known.

Another old ass game from when Square was relevant, ported to mobile.

In other words just Square being Square, nothing to see here.

Awesome. Will be picking this up.