Let's have some fun before E3 arrives. By now many of us have been obsessing over what will be revealed and what not, but let's relax a little, have some fun, and see if somebody here can give ideas so incredibly disturbing that they without a doubt have the worst possible announcements!
Do two for each of the big 3 (hardware and software). I'll start this off!
Sony Hard: The Vita 2 (launching in late 2014) with 10 games shown all coming out in 2016. No 2014/2015 games are shown for the Vita 2.
Sony Soft: Uncharted: Deadspace Team Fenix (a collaboration with Ubisoft to combine Uncharted with Deadspace).
Microsoft Hard: Merger with Apple and launching a revised version of the xbone, called the ibone (short for iboxone).
Microsoft Soft: Hero of the 720 (an adventure where a hero must rescue 719 fellow pixels from the forces of the evil empire of 1,280 polygons).
Nintendo Hard: The 2ds2 (like the 2ds, with no 3d, but looking like the original 3ds/ds, while of course retaining the original 3ds and their marketing strategy of next to nothing).
Nintendo soft: Releasing Diddy Kong Racing 64 HD remake exclusively on the ps4 in 2015 with 64 player kart racing online multiplayer in native 1280p 60fps.
What do you all think? Can anyone top this list of fail?
