Any British who want to fuck with UKIP this weekend here's how; send stuff through the post to:
UKIP FREEPOST RLSU-HZBG-UBBG
Lexdrum House
TQ12 6UT
Empty envelopes work nicely, or envelopes stuffed with their torn up racism leaflets, fast food leaflets, sandwich bags of dog poo, sandwich bags of human poo, whatever you can think of. The thing to remember is that they have to pay for it (A4 envelopes cost more to post), but they also have to accept delivery.
Try subterfuge by writing in crayon, so it looks like it's from a UKIP supporter, or writing 'To Lovely Uncle Nigel' on it, so it looks like it's from a UKIP supporter. Or just baffle them with a double bluff, 'This parcel does not contain bricks'.
Enjoy!
(And I'm not responding to fascists/racists so if you want to flame, go ahead, I really couldn't give a shit)