Wait this isn't a wiiu thread? Wtf

I actually don't know what I was expecting... Potencially somesort of a funny picture as a metaphor

LOL

Not having to wipe is called a "perfect" here.

I seriously admire people achieving that.

Belive me you can kiss my butthole and still smell like roses.

You all are such n00bz... The secret of wiping your ass, isn't really wiping at all. Here's the proper way:

1. Take 2-3 sheets of toilet paper. Depending on how wet your poop was.
2. Fold it in half 2 or 3 times
3. Now dab your butthole. You do this by pressing the toilet paper towards your butthole. Don't press too hard or you'll push it up your ass.
4. Look at the toilet paper to see how much poop you have on it.
5. Fold the paper again and dab again.
6 Repeat steps 1-5 till butthole is clean.

Isn't that what you're supposed to do

Yes, we all are here on VGChartz. We deeply resent any inference otherwise. Stinky.

I mean, I wipe a few times until I think its clean enough, but I'm not trying to make my asshole sparkle or anything.

again like with the sitting down, I thought everyone did this. lol