pbroy on 18 January 2014
You all are such n00bz... 
The secret of wiping your ass, isn't really wiping at all. Here's the proper way:
1. Take 2-3 sheets of toilet paper. Depending on how wet your poop was.
2. Fold it in half 2 or 3 times
3. Now dab your butthole. You do this by pressing the toilet paper towards your butthole. Don't press too hard or you'll push it up your ass.
4. Look at the toilet paper to see how much poop you have on it.
5. Fold the paper again and dab again.
6 Repeat steps 1-5 till butthole is clean.
