Are you one of those people that have to have a clean butt hole after toilet use?

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oldschoolfool on 17 January 2014

You mean people wipe. No wonder they call me skid marks mcgee. rofl!!!!!!!!!

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Jizz_Beard_thePirate on 17 January 2014

I was curious about this thread and now I regret it

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Anfebious on 17 January 2014

Lyrikalstylez said:

Anfebious said:
I have a bidet so cleaning my ass is really easy and fast! It also feels really good. It's good to be prepared for anything.

Im thinking of turning my toilet into a bidet, maybe by cutting one of the pipes thus allowing water to spray up thus cleaning my ass....

seriously tho, how do you use a bidet? Is their like a towel in the public bathrooms where everyone uses to dry up afterwards?

On public bathrooms we don't have bidets! but if you have one on your house just get a towel and you are done!

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lucidium on 17 January 2014

Anfebious said:

Lyrikalstylez said:

Anfebious said:
I have a bidet so cleaning my ass is really easy and fast! It also feels really good. It's good to be prepared for anything.

Im thinking of turning my toilet into a bidet, maybe by cutting one of the pipes thus allowing water to spray up thus cleaning my ass....

seriously tho, how do you use a bidet? Is their like a towel in the public bathrooms where everyone uses to dry up afterwards?

On public bathrooms we don't have bidets! but if you have one on your house just get a towel and you are done!

Remind me to never visit your house.

We have bidets here too but we use TISSUE after a rinse, not a damn towel, if you had shit on your fingers would you was it off with JUST water then go eat? Or would you be scrubbing the fuck out of them with soap?, what happens if the next person picks up the towel on the side you just dried your watery shit soaked ass with?

Gross dude.

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FinalFantasyXIII on 17 January 2014

This thread is awesome!

I want to do the regular tp wipe then baby wipe for the finishing move...gotta get on that soon before I forget!

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Anfebious on 17 January 2014

lucidium said:

Anfebious said:

On public bathrooms we don't have bidets! but if you have one on your house just get a towel and you are done!

Remind me to never visit your house.

We have bidets here too but we use TISSUE after a rinse, not a damn towel, if you had shit on your fingers would you was it off with JUST water then go eat? It would you be scrubbing the fuck out of them with soap?, what happens if the next person picks up the towel on the side you just dried your watery shit soaked ass with?

Gross dude.

You are understimating the power of a bidet. Water comes out so strong that my ass gets totally clean. I just use the towel to wipe the water off. We have a towel for each person in our house though so if you ever came I could give you a spare one.

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SweetTalia on 17 January 2014

Lol. You guys are crazy.. funny thread.

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Lyrikalstylez on 17 January 2014

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
I was curious about this thread and now I regret it

What else did you think it was about?

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FinalFantasyXIII on 17 January 2014

Anfebious said:

You are understimating the power of a bidet. Water comes out so strong that my ass gets totally clean. I just use the towel to wipe the water off. We have a towel for each person in our house though so if you ever came I could give you a spare one.

Just buy a super soaker and have fun memories with your family!

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lucidium on 17 January 2014

Anfebious said:

lucidium said:

Anfebious said:

On public bathrooms we don't have bidets! but if you have one on your house just get a towel and you are done!

Remind me to never visit your house.

We have bidets here too but we use TISSUE after a rinse, not a damn towel, if you had shit on your fingers would you was it off with JUST water then go eat? It would you be scrubbing the fuck out of them with soap?, what happens if the next person picks up the towel on the side you just dried your watery shit soaked ass with?

Gross dude.

You are understimating the power of a bidet. Water comes out so strong that my ass gets totally clean. I just use the towel to wipe the water off. We have a towel for each person in our house though so if you ever came I could give you a spare one.

I think you're overestimating the cleaning power of water, quite a bit too.

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