I am and it's seriously a problem

I have to literally keep whipping my bumm till I not see a stain on the toilet paper, which can take a long time...it's become such a hassle!

Why don't you just take a shower instead?

I wipe and if I see no shit I pull my pants up.

Also, how many time do you need to wipe? O_o

Do you have IBS by any chance?

Most toilets here spray clean your crack when you're done, mine in particular hot water jets it, then blow drys. Japan is weird like that

lol take a shower everytime you take a dump? Sounds handy.

Well, there are these things called bidé that help alot. I grew up in a house with those.
Nowadays i live in a different place and it doesnt have one. Its very annoying. I am like you. I fold 2 pieces of toilet paper and clean until theres nothing or almost nothing left. Then i wet one and clean then a dry one to go past it to make sure and dry me up.
Yet, its annoying. But, if you dont do that the remnants will dry up in your bum and possibly cause rashes, wich is alot worse. Oh did i mention the smell? lol

If you have a bidé theres nothing to worry about. Just wash it with some soap and its done.

I really don't think I can go through the day knowing I have shit in my crack till I get home to shower! 

Nor should you...

I have a bidet so cleaning my ass is really easy and fast! It also feels really good. It's good to be prepared for anything.

Im thinking of turning my toilet into a bidet, maybe by cutting one of the pipes thus allowing water to spray up thus cleaning my ass....

seriously tho, how do you use a bidet? Is their like a towel in the public bathrooms where everyone uses to dry up afterwards?

Try the flushable wipes (like baby wipes). Personally I've never used them, but everyone that I have talked to absolutely love them.

I am the same, though after I wipe a few times, I wipe again using toilet paper that I rinse with water, then I wipe again a couple times.

I know someone who purchases baby wipes and then uses one of those after wiping.