Probably this guy:

I still have a 3DO in my closet somewhere.

I received a polystation when I was little. It was my first console and I found it very cool. I really played a lot of the pre-installed games (like Mario). I actually thought it was a real console! I played it mostly when I was six and seven years old. Afterwards I started playing on a pc that my father received for free (pentium 1). Those were great times.

oh yeah i completely forgot about that. i clearly remember now playing constantly plugged to the wall because there was no way my parents bought me that many batteries that i needed like everyday LOL

I'd probably say that 8bit handheld that could only play one football game. It had 2 AA battery slots but could work with only 1 which was kinda badass.

DS Phat that had one random dead pixel on day 1. Even without the dead pixel...it's hard to out ghetto the original gray DS Phat. WITH included thumbpad strap so that you can simulate analog controls on the touchscreen. 

A custom self "upgraded" Sega Nomad. Will post an actual pic if anyone cares to see...

I have a plug directly into analog input, generic buck hunter game that is so small it is basically a pistol. Got it like 10 or so years ago, and it is only fun watching drunk people try to play it.

Cool!  I vote post it.

K.

When I get home the beast shall be captured on camera and pic will be posted.