Toilet does my bidding, bitch.

The fact that only 42% wipe their ass the right way is disgusting.

Sitting.

How is it even possible while standing anyway? I think that just seems... clumsier .
About the shower-peeing; it get's flushed away immediately anyway so I don't see why it would get your shower all dirty :-?.

Sitting??? O_O Wt..F???

Seems gross to me. Cleaning my a-hole is one of the most important things to me as far as keeping yourself clean goes. I'll be damned if I cant see what the hell I am doing. Yes, I DO in fact have a mirror and look at my frickin ass as I wipe it 110% clean. I get every last inch and lucky for me, I hardly ever even make a damn mess! I spread those ass cheeks wide open and just go with the flow...then I spray it with scented air mist to finish it off.

Man, I take care of that ass...Ive been told its a nice ass, too. ;)

My 2 cents.

Sitting is just out of the question...it NEVER once crossed my mind to sit and wipe. I donkt think Id even know how it just sounds so uncomfortable to me. O_O I am proudly Canadian!

Standing :)

Hah loving this thread ^^

Standing... can't believe people actually do it sitting.

Well if you have a firm tight ass due to doing millions of squats/any-sport-what-so-ever then there will be smear. It's just wrong - like pooping with your coat on.

Wiping your arse standing is like pissing with your pants around your ankles, why would you.

People saying that wiping while sitting is the wrong way, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. JUST FREAKING THINK ABOUT WHERE THE TOILET PAPER IS POSITIONED. They put it RIGHT at sitting level. Don't give me that BS that it's the wrong way or weird. I'm not saying standing is weird, I've known people do that, but honestly... sitting (if you know what you're doing) is more efficient. Doesn't matter if you don't stand up completely, if you stand up, you're still making it more difficult as you strain the area to stand.

However, I do get the whole point if the water level is as high as some people say. I actually live in America and the ONLY toilets I've seen with the water level so high that my hand would get into the water wiping sitting down were public toilets. Otherwise, the water level was relatively low. About 1/5th of the way up at most.