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Proxy-Pie on 19 August 2013

2 months after marriage



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Adinnieken on 19 August 2013
bananaking21 said:
RedInker said:
Date five for anal??? Its been 5 years and I havent got there yet!!! Damn boy, you got some serious expectations.


just slide it in there and just say "oopps, its just slipped in"

Cause that's what happens.  Your dick just slips into the anus.  Unless you're pencil thin, it's gonna take more than a little pressure to just get it in the anus, then up the rectum is an entirely separate process if you're 7" or bigger.

Just "slipping" it in rarely works with anal.  Unless the other party is prepared for it, it doesn't just happen without bad things happening. 



Adinnieken on 19 August 2013
spurgeonryan said:
Adinnieken said:
You should never expect anything on any date.


If I was a female I would expect the Man to pay for the whole date, and to open doors for me. Men should expect nothing in return? Not even an arm touch and a thank you for your time?

If you don't expect anything, then you are never disappointed with what you receive.  If you go into a situation expecting something, then you will be severely disappointed when you don't get what you expected.

Even politeness.



curl-6 on 19 August 2013
Snesboy said:
Pfft. Protected sex is for wusses.

Cos HIV, Hepatitus C, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Syphilis, Genital warts, Herpes and unwanted pregnancy are so much fun.



bananaking21 on 19 August 2013
Adinnieken said:
bananaking21 said:
RedInker said:
Date five for anal??? Its been 5 years and I havent got there yet!!! Damn boy, you got some serious expectations.


just slide it in there and just say "oopps, its just slipped in"

Cause that's what happens.  Your dick just slips into the anus.  Unless you're pencil thin, it's gonna take more than a little pressure to just get it in the anus, then up the rectum is an entirely separate process if you're 7" or bigger.

Just "slipping" it in rarely works with anal.  Unless the other party is prepared for it, it doesn't just happen without bad things happening. 


boy, some people just dont get it when i joke



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TheLastStarFighter on 19 August 2013
bananaking21 said:
Adinnieken said:
bananaking21 said:
RedInker said:
Date five for anal??? Its been 5 years and I havent got there yet!!! Damn boy, you got some serious expectations.


just slide it in there and just say "oopps, its just slipped in"

Cause that's what happens.  Your dick just slips into the anus.  Unless you're pencil thin, it's gonna take more than a little pressure to just get it in the anus, then up the rectum is an entirely separate process if you're 7" or bigger.

Just "slipping" it in rarely works with anal.  Unless the other party is prepared for it, it doesn't just happen without bad things happening. 


boy, some people just dont get it when i joke


I don't think your micro penis is something to joke about.



bananaking21 on 19 August 2013
TheLastStarFighter said:
bananaking21 said:
Adinnieken said:
bananaking21 said:
RedInker said:
Date five for anal??? Its been 5 years and I havent got there yet!!! Damn boy, you got some serious expectations.


just slide it in there and just say "oopps, its just slipped in"

Cause that's what happens.  Your dick just slips into the anus.  Unless you're pencil thin, it's gonna take more than a little pressure to just get it in the anus, then up the rectum is an entirely separate process if you're 7" or bigger.

Just "slipping" it in rarely works with anal.  Unless the other party is prepared for it, it doesn't just happen without bad things happening. 


boy, some people just dont get it when i joke


I don't think your micro penis is something to joke about.

its something to brag about. almost everybody has a normal penis. but being micro is special. it has great benifts. for example, i can easily wear a thongs without getting bothered, can you say the same thing?



Euphoria14 on 19 August 2013
bananaking21 said:

its something to brag about. almost everybody has a normal penis. but being micro is special. it has great benifts. for example, i can easily wear a thongs without getting bothered, can you say the same thing?


Sure, but doesn't it bother you when she calls it "cute"?



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TheLastStarFighter on 19 August 2013
bananaking21 said:
TheLastStarFighter said:
bananaking21 said:
Adinnieken said:
bananaking21 said:
RedInker said:
Date five for anal??? Its been 5 years and I havent got there yet!!! Damn boy, you got some serious expectations.


just slide it in there and just say "oopps, its just slipped in"

Cause that's what happens.  Your dick just slips into the anus.  Unless you're pencil thin, it's gonna take more than a little pressure to just get it in the anus, then up the rectum is an entirely separate process if you're 7" or bigger.

Just "slipping" it in rarely works with anal.  Unless the other party is prepared for it, it doesn't just happen without bad things happening. 


boy, some people just dont get it when i joke


I don't think your micro penis is something to joke about.

its something to brag about. almost everybody has a normal penis. but being micro is special. it has great benifts. for example, i can easily wear a thongs without getting bothered, can you say the same thing?


Bother-free: no; thoroughly aroused: absolutely! The real question is whether the penis is micro and soft. You may say you are proud of it but I sense a cover-up in your love of all things Sony...



Zero999 on 19 August 2013

in my case it's either oral or anal,no other option. So I'll say: as soon as possible in a relationship (but at least one date).