Males of vgchartz: How soon in a relationship do you expect...

[TheLastStarFighter]

bananaking21 said:

TheLastStarFighter said:

bananaking21 said:

Adinnieken said:

bananaking21 said:

RedInker said:
Date five for anal??? Its been 5 years and I havent got there yet!!! Damn boy, you got some serious expectations.

just slide it in there and just say "oopps, its just slipped in"

Cause that's what happens.  Your dick just slips into the anus.  Unless you're pencil thin, it's gonna take more than a little pressure to just get it in the anus, then up the rectum is an entirely separate process if you're 7" or bigger.

Just "slipping" it in rarely works with anal.  Unless the other party is prepared for it, it doesn't just happen without bad things happening. 

boy, some people just dont get it when i joke

I don't think your micro penis is something to joke about.

its something to brag about. almost everybody has a normal penis. but being micro is special. it has great benifts. for example, i can easily wear a thongs without getting bothered, can you say the same thing?

Bother-free: no; thoroughly aroused: absolutely! The real question is whether the penis is micro and soft. You may say you are proud of it but I sense a cover-up in your love of all things Sony...