I don't expect anything.
I'd just let it happen when it happens.

Anal? ehh

it happeens quickly if you're gay and are a man

Anal before we meet eye to eye

I just let it flow .... when it happens it happens. In my experience kissing and the little things are usually done in the first week. Coitus varies, but for me that depends on the flow and the chemistry I have with the person. Same with oral. I don't tend to put timetables on these things. Big fat zero on the anal though lol

If she is not slobbering on my dick after a five minute conversation she is not a keeper. I will even buy her a drink!!

I start warming up on the phone and then we do it when we meet up


then I ask her for her name

Hilarious read!
I think it depends on the girl, the situation, and attraction.
Please don't try to get a girl to do anal before you have sex with her. Don't even ask about anal. If she wants anal, she'll let you know.

Date five for anal??? Its been 5 years and I havent got there yet!!! Damn boy, you got some serious expectations.

Anal is unnatural, that is a one way street.