stop feeding her cakes, she'll go away

This is exactly it. If you're not "into" her, then end it. It is best for you both.

The longer you drag it on, the worse it will end for you both.

And please, please don't ask the gaming community for dating advice, lol. They will only tell you to stay with her if she looks like Tifa Lockhart.

There are 3 ways of going about this:

-The "Standard" Break Up

"I'm breaking up with you."
"Why?"
"I just don't think things will work out. Sorry :( "

-The "Honest" Break Up

"I'm breaking up with you"
"Why?"
"I'm just not attracted to you. I'm sorry. I was at first, but now it's gone"

And finally, the "Shit Gets Real" Breakup

"I'm breaking up with you."
"Why?"
"You are a disgrace to the human race. A pollution to the air. I would never want to be within a 15 foot radius of you. Have a nice day."

So there you go. You have a wide selection of options. I recommend the standard since it is the easiest, however if your conscience is telling you to be honest, then be honest. The third one is only if you want to get into an argument, which isn't recommended.

Chicks only get fatter in relationships, so I'm going to tell you how to dump her since no one has. Tell er this:

"We're done. You're too fat. Bye."

Mean?? Probably. Is it going to affect your life?? No. You might even do her a favor and she might end up working out and get slimmer. But don't worry, cuz the moment she gets in a relationship she'll get fat again.

I don't know why people got the impression that I have unrealistic expectations or that I don't know how to find decent women. I'm awesome! I didn't want her to be a model or anything. That doesn't even turn me on, anyway. I just want average, at least. It's just hard to break up with someone when they really haven't done anything wrong. She wants to meet my family, friends, etc. and I've been putting it off for about a week, now. I think I'm just going to do one of two things:

-not talk to her anymore and totally disappear from the earth
OR
-(thanks, xJBOwnagex) just say I was attracted to you but now, I'm not anymore. And, I think I will do it tomorrow.

tbh i don't see the point of being with a woman you're not sexually attracted to... isn't that the point of looking for a woman in the first place? if not imo you might as well have a dude as a straight guy

with regards to this situation and those saying it'd be shallow/mean to break up with her i think it'd be far more mean to not tell her how you feel and pretend to be happy when in reality its the opposite

is it really that bad for this guy to know what he wants and desire it? if what he wants is a certain body figure whats wrong with that? if you are wholly focused on the person's mentality and not their looks then that's great but is it that bad for someone to have different expectations?

The most important thing is if you are happy or not. If you aren't then break it off. If you think there is hope that you will be happy then stay.

There is no rules. You make them.

I can't tell you what to say or not to say, that is up to you. If it was me, I'd just say I'm sorry, this isn't working. (The cliche) It's not you, it's me. (Which in this case, it is.)

I will say this though, taking advice on an internet forum is probably not the best route to go. Granted I didn't read what people said. Just saying, you're the only one that knows how you feel so you will have to figure this out on your own.

Look at her. Tell her it's not working out and I feel like it would be best to move on. You don't have say she is fat but say it's just not clicking.

you make her realize what a shallow person you are and she will break up with you

Wasn't aware being fat was an irreversible terminal illness. When she slims down after you dump her you'll be punching yourself. Encourage her to lose weight.