What's the best way to break up with someone because they're fat?

[xJbownagex]

There are 3 ways of going about this:

-The "Standard" Break Up

"I'm breaking up with you."
"Why?"
"I just don't think things will work out. Sorry :( "

-The "Honest" Break Up

"I'm breaking up with you"
"Why?"
"I'm just not attracted to you. I'm sorry. I was at first, but now it's gone"

And finally, the "Shit Gets Real" Breakup

"I'm breaking up with you."
"Why?"
"You are a disgrace to the human race. A pollution to the air. I would never want to be within a 15 foot radius of you. Have a nice day."

So there you go. You have a wide selection of options. I recommend the standard since it is the easiest, however if your conscience is telling you to be honest, then be honest. The third one is only if you want to get into an argument, which isn't recommended.