Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round.

Some one, anyone .... give this man a beer.

If you're deadset on dumping her, tell her "I'm an asshole, this is all my fault, it's not you, it's all me.  Because you're a great person and you have a great personality but I'm as shallow as hell and I can't get over the fact that you're not a size 5.  But if at all possible, I'd like to still be your friend."

Because I honestly can't think of an excuse you could offer that would make it easy on her.  So, you may as well just go completely 100% honest and live with the outcome.  In fact, the above would probably make her think there is some other reason besides her weight.  Though, she still make think you're a jerk and she'll be unlikely to be your friend in the long run.


EDIT:  Unless you have mutual friends that you're interested in keeping, then go honest.  You have nothing to lose.  Breaking up with someone, unless it is a significant issue with that person, you're always going to be the jerk.  So, just accept that and move on.    The alternative is to lie, but if you haven't had issues in your relationship, and this is all of a sudden, then you're going to have to lie big.  I suppose if you have a gay friend, or a really good bro, go the "I'm gay route."  Hopefully during your love making she picked up on something that made her question your sexuality so it's more believable. 

Have your doors narrowed.

Does she know where you live, go to work, etc? If not, then just stop communicating with here. Eventuallysm she would tire from trying to contact you and give up. If she does know your typical schedule, then you may need hire a Hitman to get rid of your problem.

Buy her a lippo suction voucher for her bday she will break up with you

I love cooking, eating,i am 65 kgs. Teach her about gastronomic food, good food which is healthy. Start out by making her pasta with truffle oil. 

Online dating gets people in a lot of trouble. Ugh..... If you're an attractive guy why didnt you just find a girl in a social atmosphere off the net? No matter what shes going to get hurt if you dont stay with her. The question really, is to what degree?

shouldn't have hook up with her in the first place...

First.. you have to find your balls back in all that fat... it may take a while cause you banged her a few times and your balls seems to have been lost during that time..

then fake a car accident and have a friend call her that you died..