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First.. you have to find your balls back in all that fat... it may take a while cause you banged her a few times and your balls seems to have been lost during that time..

then fake a car accident and have a friend call her that you died..



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!)