If you're deadset on dumping her, tell her "I'm an asshole, this is all my fault, it's not you, it's all me. Because you're a great person and you have a great personality but I'm as shallow as hell and I can't get over the fact that you're not a size 5. But if at all possible, I'd like to still be your friend."
Because I honestly can't think of an excuse you could offer that would make it easy on her. So, you may as well just go completely 100% honest and live with the outcome. In fact, the above would probably make her think there is some other reason besides her weight. Though, she still make think you're a jerk and she'll be unlikely to be your friend in the long run.
EDIT: Unless you have mutual friends that you're interested in keeping, then go honest. You have nothing to lose. Breaking up with someone, unless it is a significant issue with that person, you're always going to be the jerk. So, just accept that and move on. The alternative is to lie, but if you haven't had issues in your relationship, and this is all of a sudden, then you're going to have to lie big. I suppose if you have a gay friend, or a really good bro, go the "I'm gay route." Hopefully during your love making she picked up on something that made her question your sexuality so it's more believable.
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