As of August 1st you're running Nintendo. What would you do to turn it around for the house of Mario and keep them competitive with the two next Gen consoles hitting in a few months?

I saw this topic on Gaf

Turn into a 3rd party company, putting mario/zelda on all platforms! And pokemon too

Sell some Wii U's

turn mario into a sex symbol by making a porno with him and peach. (then add yoshi and the others)

after mario becomes a sex symbol sales will explode. i can see it now, 50 shaders of mario

Put the Virtual Console on iOS and make an official Nintendo iPhone Gamepad case.

no

I make Mario an FPS, Metroid a colorful 2D shoot-em-up, F-Zero a fighting game, Starfox a dating sim, Animal Crossing an action adventure game, Zelda an SRPG, Pikmin an MMORPG, Pokemon a horror survival game, and any new IP's will be WRPG's featuring fully custom characters with a 100% non-linear gameplay, and a 500,000 square mile open world where you can do anything from stealing from babies, to having sex in public.
Then, I would make all these games available to PC and make all the consoles the most powerful on the market, and sell them for a $300 dollar loss each console, MSRP $5,555.55.

Give Miyamoto and Aunouma a hefty retirement bonus.

Buy Atlus.

Buy Epic Games and all rights to UE.

Yeah, I'd be a terrible president.

morenoingrato said: Give Miyamoto and Aunouma a hefty retirement bonus. Buy Atlus. Buy Epic Games and all rights to UE. Yeah, I'd be a terrible president.

Yeah, you'd suck.  Better follow my example.  I'd be leading Nintendo into the golden age.  There's NOTHING wrong with my plan!  IT IS FLAWLESS. 

I would either:

a) Cut off the Wii U slowly (as to not piss off the people who already bought one), but would discontinue mid-2014 if sales are still sluggish. After this, I will focus soley on the 3DS.

or

b) Moneyhat. Start trying to buy exclusives, and get some multiplats. The problem of course is power, so I might just scratch the Wii U and upgrade the hardware, and replace current Wii U's on the market.