Playing Super Mario 3D Land I found myself stumping the little Toads for several dozens of seconds everytime I visit their houses. I do the same everytime in every game. SMG, Lugis Mansion, Mario Kart, no matter what, I make those little annoying fuckers suffer. What about you?

Its called making love...

Yes, I always blast them with fire balls just for lolz. Or shoot them all over the place in LM2. Don't know why, it's automatic.

lol I did the same thing in SM3DL! They deserve it for always screwing me over in Mario Kart! >:D

Toads are the Navis of the Mario world. They try to help, but no one likes them.

I think they're cute and funny.

That's what they get for hiding the princess in another castle!

It was fun to do in Super Mario Sunshine.

Perhaps if they made their response noises more disturbing and less amusing...

It is only natural to attempt to test the mortality of these indestructible beings.

You know how you could hump the walls in Super Mario Galaxy?
That's what I do to the Toads.