The news, part two:
Crusader Kings 3's next DLC will spice up Spain
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/crusader-kings-3s-next-dlc-will-spice-up-spain/
Following the meaty Royal Court expansion, which let Crusader Kings 3's monarchs rule from within a customisable throne room and create entirely new cultures with all sorts of game-changing traits, Paradox has turned its attention to Spain and Portugal with the Fate of Iberia flavour pack.
Final Fantasy 14 players are making their character profiles horny as hell
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/final-fantasy-14-players-are-making-their-character-profiles-horny-as-hell/
Final Fantasy 14's newest patch has been out for a week now, bringing tons of neat additions to the critically-acclaimed MMORPG. One of these is adventurer plates: a mini profile card you can jazz up with various backgrounds, frames and the chance to take a cool picture of your character for all to see.
World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King Classic is coming later this year
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/world-of-warcraft-wrath-of-the-lich-king-classic-announced/
It is official: Blizzard finally confirmed during today's World of Warcraft: Dragonflight reveal that the great Wrath of the Lich King expansion is coming to World of Warcraft Classic.
Players are loving the janky silliness of Animal Revolt Battle Simulator
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/players-are-loving-the-janky-silliness-of-animal-revolt-battle-simulator/
A good physics-based battle simulator serves one purpose: to recreate that feeling of being a kid tipping a toybox upside-down, taking a bunch of random toys—say, a Tyrannosaurus Rex, an army of Boglins and Arnold Schwarzenegger from Last Action Hero—and smashing them against each other while making spittle-filled laser noises with your mouth.
Now, Animal Revolt Battle Simulator may not feature Arnie, but it does have laser-firing dinosaurs, world-eating serpents, Ancient Greek heroes and an infinite supply of player-created beasties. The irreverent battle simulator was in Early Access for nearly two years, and since its Steam launch a few days ago it's sitting at an 'Overwhelmingly Positive' rating from nearly 3000 reviews.
Elden Ring's tutorial is now impossible to miss
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/elden-rings-tutorial-is-now-impossible-to-miss/
One of the things I have learned to love about Elden Ring is the way it literally refuses to explain itself, about anything: The world is simply there, and you have to deal with it however you see fit. That ethos extends all the way to the tutorial, which exists but is easy to miss. That may not be a problem for veterans of the soulslike genre, but newcomers can really suffer for it.
Fortunately, that's no longer an issue. One of the changes made in today's big 1.04 patch is that a big honkin' message now pops up on the screen when players starting a new game approach the big hole in the ground where the tutorial exists.
Jane Foster's Mighty Thor is coming to Marvel's Avengers
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/jane-fosters-mighty-thor-is-coming-to-marvels-avengers/
Yesterday's big teaser for the upcoming Thor: Love and Thunder culminates in an appearance by Natalie Portman as Jane Foster as Thor, complete with what appears to be a rather shoddily reforged Mjolnir. But she—that is, Foster—isn't just appearing in the next big Marvel flick: She's also headed to Marvel's Avengers.
Rockstar cuts transphobic content from Grand Theft Auto 5 and GTA Online
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/rockstar-cuts-transphobic-content-from-grand-theft-auto-5-and-gta-online/
Rockstar has reportedly removed transphobic content from Grand Theft Auto Online and the Grand Theft Auto 5 remaster, including a Captain Spacetoy doll with interchangeable genitalia and "drag queens" that spawned outside a nightclub.
>> Oh, GTA, how have you changed! This also tells us what we should expect in the next game.
Snoop Dogg is now a playable character in Call of Duty
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/snoop-dogg-is-now-a-playable-character-in-call-of-duty/
Reading the words "Snoop Dogg can be leveled up" in an official blog post has broken me, but it's true. Calvin Broadus Jr. is now a playable operator in Call of Duty: Warzone and Call of Duty: Vanguard.
The first Tiny Tina's Wonderlands DLC features a landshark god, snake ladies
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/the-first-tiny-tinas-wonderlands-dlc-features-a-landshark-god-snake-ladies/
The season pass for first-person tween DM simulator Tiny Tina's Wonderlands advertised that it would include four expansions, so we knew there was DLC coming for the Borderlands spin-off, and now we know a little more about it. The first chunk of DLC is called Coiled Captors, it's about fighting a shark god, and it's out on April 21.
Long-lost N64 platformer Glover rolls out today
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/long-lost-n64-platformer-glover-rolls-out-today/
Just two months ago, I referred to the N64 game Glover as one of the many 3D platformers that 'fizzled out in the new millennium.' Now, it looks like my words have come back and slapped me in the face with a white anthropomorphic glove, because Glover is due to launch on Steam and GOG today.
Halo composer Marty O'Donnell has 'amicably' resolved his latest legal battle with Microsoft
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/halo-composer-marty-odonnell-has-amicably-resolved-his-latest-legal-battle-with-microsoft/
Marty O'Donnell, the composer behind the original Halo series' timeless score, is no stranger to legal battles. But his latest feud with Microsoft seems to have been pleasantly short-lived, with him and fellow composer Michael Salvatori claiming they've "amicably resolved" a lawsuit concerning unpaid royalties going back 20 years.
Moody turn-based RPG The Iron Oath has just hit Steam Early Access
https://www.pcgamer.com/uk/moody-turn-based-rpg-the-iron-oath-has-just-hit-steam-early-access/
It's been nearly two years since we last mentioned the succulently moody indie RPG The Iron Oath, when it successfully doubled its relatively modest $45,000 Kickstarter goal and released its first reveal trailer. Now the game has launched into Steam Early Access, and I have to say it's looking (and sounding) rather excellent.