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S.T.A.G.E. on 16 June 2013
F0X said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:

My friend just told me Microsoft sent their defense forces to his local best buy to preach the gospel of the Xbox One to the ignorant masses. I thought he was lying.....but LOL. MS you never fail to amaze me....never.


I would like to read such a thing.

From the book of Orth, chapter three, verse sixty - "Every device is 'always on'. That's the world we live in."


The Book of Paywall  chapter 3 verse 1: Thou shalt not pass.

Our Xbox who art in Redmond,

One be thy name,

Thy login done,

Authentication won 

on consoles as it is in DRM

Give us this day our Netflix and Hulu Plus

and Forgive us  of Xbox Live

As we give forgive those

Who spawn kill against us

And lead us not into Red Dead Redemption

But deliver us from Gamestop

For thine loves doritios

and Frito Lay and Epic Games

Forvever and ever

Call of Duty: Ghosts. 



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kupomogli on 16 June 2013
S.T.A.G.E. said:
F0X said:


I would like to read such a thing.

From the book of Orth, chapter three, verse sixty - "Every device is 'always on'. That's the world we live in."


The Book of Paywall  chapter 3 verse 1: Thou shalt not pass.

Our Xbox who art in Redmond,

One be thy name,

Thy login done,

Authentication won 

on consoles as it is in DRM

Give us this day our Netflix and Hulu Plus

and Forgive us  of Xbox Live

As we give forgive those

Who spawn kill against us

And lead us not into Red Dead Redemption

But deliver us from Gamestop

For thine loves doritios

and Frito Lay and Epic Games

Forvever and ever

Call of Duty: Ghosts. 

Are you making a joke about the chantry from Dragon Age Origins?



the2real4mafol on 16 June 2013

His job must of gotten tough recently



Xbox Series, PS5 and Switch (+ Many Retro Consoles)

'When the people are being beaten with a stick, they are not much happier if it is called the people's stick'- Mikhail Bakunin

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S.T.A.G.E. on 16 June 2013
kupomogli said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
F0X said:


I would like to read such a thing.

From the book of Orth, chapter three, verse sixty - "Every device is 'always on'. That's the world we live in."


The Book of Paywall  chapter 3 verse 1: Thou shalt not pass.

Our Xbox who art in Redmond,

One be thy name,

Thy login done,

Authentication won 

on consoles as it is in DRM

Give us this day our Netflix and Hulu Plus

and Forgive us  of Xbox Live

As we give forgive those

Who spawn kill against us

And lead us not into Red Dead Redemption

But deliver us from Gamestop

For thine loves doritios

and Frito Lay and Epic Games

Forvever and ever

Call of Duty: Ghosts. 

Are you making a joke about the chantry from Dragon Age Origins?

Nope...lol. Biblical MS joke about their current situation. :)



Ajescent on 16 June 2013

If this was an MS planned "attack", surely they would have sent more than 1 guy to 1 store? Also, wouldn't he wear an XOne shirt instead of a Microsoft one?



PS One/2/p/3slim/Vita owner. I survived the Apocalyps3/Collaps3 and all I got was this lousy signature.


Xbox One: What are you doing Dave?

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Deyon on 16 June 2013
kurasakiichimaru said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKI5QzPYP9k&feature=youtu.be

Put a blanket on it.

User was banned for this post - Kantor

What did he do? And why is he not banned?

Kantor, ANSWER ME!!

OT: This is a duplicate thread.



burninmylight on 16 June 2013
Adobo said:
sethnintendo said:
Adobo said:
the M$ guy sound nice but the guy taking the video is a d1xx


Why is the guy taking the video a dick?  There is a Microsoft employee trying to talk about the xbox one at a Nintendo event in the Nintendo section.  If it was me I would tell him to get the fuck out.  Although he seemed like a nice guy and wasn't doing too much to try to persuade.  So I would politely tell this guy that Microsoft can suck my dick.

so you admit you'r a homo.. ok not that theres something wrong with that..


Acting like you've never heard a guy tell someone to suck it either implies you've just discovered the Internet or you've never spent much time in the outside world. Either way, consider yourself reported.



PullusPardus on 16 June 2013

I don't see whats the problem here? he is just doing his job, and he's been a good sport.
the Microsoft employees are having so much hard time and getting so much hate because their bosses said stupid stuff and made the wrong decisions, don't blame the staff.



S.T.A.G.E. on 17 June 2013
PullusPardus said:
I don't see whats the problem here? he is just doing his job, and he's been a good sport.
the Microsoft employees are having so much hard time and getting so much hate because their bosses said stupid stuff and made the wrong decisions, don't blame the staff.


Duh, thats why Microsoft hired them. Whats the saying again...."Spare the corporation the rod and beat the mule? "Or something?