MS representative swaying ninty fans now on youtube!

[S.T.A.G.E.]

F0X said:

S.T.A.G.E. said:

My friend just told me Microsoft sent their defense forces to his local best buy to preach the gospel of the Xbox One to the ignorant masses. I thought he was lying.....but LOL. MS you never fail to amaze me....never.

I would like to read such a thing.

From the book of Orth, chapter three, verse sixty - "Every device is 'always on'. That's the world we live in."

The Book of Paywall  chapter 3 verse 1: Thou shalt not pass.

Our Xbox who art in Redmond,

One be thy name,

Thy login done,

Authentication won 

on consoles as it is in DRM

Give us this day our Netflix and Hulu Plus

and Forgive us  of Xbox Live

As we give forgive those

Who spawn kill against us

And lead us not into Red Dead Redemption

But deliver us from Gamestop

For thine loves doritios

and Frito Lay and Epic Games

Forvever and ever

Call of Duty: Ghosts.