I'm not old, but everyone finds themselves in a situation sometimes where they have to keep farting every five minutes. Then I really wish I could attach a silencer to my asshole.

Alternatively: Young Males of Vgchartz: Is every second of your day spent trying to find the next safest place to jack off?

Not sure how old you are talking but no.

I let it out any place and at any time/

The benefits of working in a loud warehouse, everyone farts all the time, no one knows who dealt it. Gotta admit sometimes the smell is pretty gross at work.

WTF I'm pretty old but I don't have that much gas. Don't have any major food allergies either, lactose tolerant, gluten tolerant etc.

Safest or funniest? If my step-brother or a friend leaves the room, I'll usually wait for them to come back so they can hear it.

i follow my cousins and do it infront of them so they can experience it

i outgrow the humor of fart sounds.... but then again i was waving around with an open wound on the open water

Isn't that why women like light candles all the time?

To be honest, usually mine don't stink, so the only worry is if it will make a lot of noise or not. Especially at work, since the only co-workers near me are girls my age (they all seem to be taken, though, but still...)