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Faxanadu on 15 April 2013
spurgeonryan said:
Zappykins said:
Isn't that why women like light candles all the time?


They light candles all the time because candles are pretty, they are pyros ( not scientifically confirmed), and they make a house smell extra nice.


Except they usually make a house smell like sweet vomit.



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Zappykins on 15 April 2013
Faxanadu said:


Except they usually make a house smell like sweet vomit.

Weither they smell good or bad largely depends on the candle.  Peronsally, I like unscented.

Either way, I think women are using them to cover and erase the smells of the toots!



 

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LiquorandGunFun on 15 April 2013

hell yeah i will fart, i fart every morning in my bosses office before he comes in! im not that old but i just dont care, my coworker and i usually try to drive another out of the room by the end of the day using our desk fans to blow it their way.



 

bananaking21 on 21 April 2013
LiquorandGunFun said:
hell yeah i will fart, i fart every morning in my bosses office before he comes in! im not that old but i just dont care, my coworker and i usually try to drive another out of the room by the end of the day using our desk fans to blow it their way.


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yo_john117 on 21 April 2013

I don't really have a problem with gas. Once in a while I do though but most of the time they don't smell very bad. Also I've trained my butt hole to release gas silently so I actually have a difficult time trying to make noise when I fart.

So no; no problem here.