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badgenome on 14 March 2013

The US government has for many years succeeded in convincing the world that Americans are among the most obese in an increasingly fat-as-fuck world. But is this the truth? Or could it be that Americans are actually starving to death, barely ekeing out a living by eating snow? Our intrepid reporters take a look!

One sunken-eyed yankee scamp passed along a hand written letter saying, "THANK YOU GLORIOUS DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA FOR YOUR KIND AND LIFE-SAVING GIFTS OF DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS PINE NEEDLES! YOURS TRULY USA CITIZEN JOHNNY MCFOOTBALL!"



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Porcupine_I on 14 March 2013

Thanks Obama!



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

badgenome on 14 March 2013
Porcupine_I said:
Thanks Obama!

A little known fact in capitalist dog countries is that Eternal General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea Kim Jong-il once vanquished USA President Obama in hand-to-hand combats using 586 of the 1,113 styles of kung fu in which he had reached master proficiency. Then he made sex in Michelle Obama.



NiKKoM on 14 March 2013

Eat snow! you americans!



 

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Porcupine_I on 14 March 2013
badgenome said:
Porcupine_I said:
Thanks Obama!

A little known fact in capitalist dog countries is that Eternal General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea Kim Jong-il once vanquished USA President Obama in hand-to-hand combats using 586 of the 1,113 styles of kung fu in which he had reached master proficiency. Then he made sex in Michelle Obama.

You can't go and make stuff up like that! That's like i would say "he kidnapped a Japanese director to make him a monster movie"

...oh, wait



“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

- George Orwell, ‘1984’

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NobleTeam360 on 14 March 2013

United States of America For The Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (better than 99% of the countries on this planet) except Japan. Obviously joking if anyone takes what I said seriously.



Troll_Whisperer on 14 March 2013

Damn, I'm sorry to hear Americans live like that.

I'm gonna scratch some ice from my freezer and donate it to the American Red Cross.



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M.U.G.E.N on 14 March 2013

lol at that ex-politician from Oregon

Don't think we have seen that much snow since 2007!



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Nsanity on 14 March 2013

Please tell me that this is a troll video?



badgenome on 14 March 2013
Porcupine_I said:

You can't go and make stuff up like that! That's like i would say "he kidnapped a Japanese director to make him a monster movie"

...oh, wait

That is another capitalist pig-dog lie. The truth is that that man kidnapped the Dear Leader because he was so desperate to make movies for the Korean People, but instead of annihilating him with the 88 Fists of Heaven, Dear Leader took pity on him and let him make his movies.

Then he made sex in the man's wife.