badgenome on 14 March 2013
The US government has for many years succeeded in convincing the world that Americans are among the most obese in an increasingly fat-as-fuck world. But is this the truth? Or could it be that Americans are actually starving to death, barely ekeing out a living by eating snow? Our intrepid reporters take a look!
One sunken-eyed yankee scamp passed along a hand written letter saying, "THANK YOU GLORIOUS DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA FOR YOUR KIND AND LIFE-SAVING GIFTS OF DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS PINE NEEDLES! YOURS TRULY USA CITIZEN JOHNNY MCFOOTBALL!"
